Trying to Be at Least Civil in Bidding Don Rumsfeld Farewell

deadline poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the December 4, 2006 edition of The Nation.

November 16, 2006

The killing in Iraq's gone on so long
Because you think the strong don't say they're wrong.
To be so wrong so often is a curse,
But being arrogantly wrong is worse.
Still, briefings were a hoot. Our favorite feature?
That tone--exactly like a third-grade teacher
Explaining math to those forevermore
Too slow to get promoted to grade four.
And at the Pentagon we'll never see
Another boss who says, "Good gracious me!"
So may you find, as down life's road you're wending,
More folks to whom you're always condescending.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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