• Dictator Slays Millions in Last-Minute Push to Be Time's Man of the Year

  From the Onion

  Myanmar's brutal ruler Than Shwe is angling for the honor.

• Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

  From the Onion

  In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, state lawmakers end the highly controversial process.

• CNN Renews This Week At War For Next Eight Seasons

  From the Onion

  "A premise like this can go on for a generation," says CNN President Jonathan Klein.

• 'C-List Celebrity Killer' Leaves Police Enthusiastically Guessing Who's Next

  From the Onion

  Following Thursday's gruesome discovery of the remains of former Blossom star Joey Lawrence, law enforcement officials are feverishly speculating on the identity of the killer's next victim.

• Rumsfeld: 'My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done'

  From the Onion

  Announcing his resignation, Bush's Defense Secretary said that he is satisfied with what he has accomplished.

• GOP Throws All Financial Support Behind One Candidate

  From the Onion

  The National Republican Congressional Committee allocates its remaining $256 million cash-on-hand to an Arizona incumbent in the hopes of retaining at least one House seat.

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• McCain and the Meltdown

  Banks & Banking

  Robert Sherrill's pathbreaking 1990 exposé of the savings and loan scandal sheds light on John McCain's deregulatory politics--and our current financial crisis.

• Free Association: The Pirate's Dilemma Gets Dissected

• Radio Free Youth

  The precursor for young people's new media may be found in three decades of community radio.

• From Slingshots to Solutions: Goals for Organizers

  Matthew Birkhold & Calvin Williams | The recent RNC demonstrations reveal that activists have some work to do.

• Youthiness: A DNC and RNC Convention Scorecard

  Sarah Burris | With young voter interest on the rise, how well did the parties represent young voters at the recent Republican and Democratic National Conventions?

• Now What?: An Interview With an Iraq Veteran

  De Nishia Yearby | Kareem Lawrence is trying to adjust to his daily life after returning wounded, and angry, from two tours of Iraq.

• Outlaws: Andrew Edwards and Jeff Fontas

  Speaking with the youngest legislators in the country.