If we don't do something, the nuts say we'll rue it.
We need their support. So how to accrue it?
A ban on gay marriage would certainly do it.
We know that can't pass, but let's strongly pursue it.
It's all just a scam, and we all always knew it.
We think they're so dumb that they'll never see through it.
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