Adieu, Scott McClellan

deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the May 15, 2006 edition of The Nation.

April 27, 2006

Good luck to you McClellan, Scott,
Though charming and adroit you're not.
Though you'd assured us all one week
That Scooter Libby'd sprung no leak,
You then said info can't be flowing
On leakage cases still ongoing.
You stuck to that through thick and thin--
Though thick is what you've usually been.
From press rooms, Air Force One and choppers,
You've, straight-faced, passed along some whoppers.
You're rare: a man who never tires
Of representing mostly liars.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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