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On Roy Blunt's Promise

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the February 13, 2006 edition of The Nation.

January 26, 2006

I must be blunt where Blunt's concerned:
In service to DeLay he earned
His K Street Brownie points with clusters
For calling lobbyists to musters
Where bills were molded to a tee
By K Street and the GOP.
Yes, money poured from K Street tills
So lobbyists could write these bills.
Reformer's what they call this guy?
Then I'm the Sultan of Brunei.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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