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A Member of Congress Tries to Recall Jack Abramoff

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By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the January 30, 2006 edition of The Nation.

January 12, 2006

Uh, yeah, his restaurant was near.
I'd have a meal. I'd have a beer,
And shoot the breeze. I don't know why:
I really hardly knew the guy.

Well, yes, perhaps, I think I might
Have gone to see a game one night
With him, but I can testify
I really hardly knew the guy.

Oh, yeah, when campaign funds were low,
He'd hold events to raise some dough.
Though it's his box we'd occupy,
I really hardly knew the guy.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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