Another Miracle From Bill Frist

deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the November 14, 2005 edition of The Nation.

October 26, 2005

(Wherein the doctor who proved himself a master of distant diagnosis in the Terri Schiavo case offers a succinct explanation of why he ordered his "totally blind" trust to dump his holdings in the family healthcare company just before the stock dropped.)

I followed rules on conflict with such care
That I sold stock I didn't know was there.

(Whereupon his blind trust is examined by some law professors with ophthalmological training.)

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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