A Robertson Republican

deadline poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the September 19, 2005 edition of The Nation.

September 1, 2005

(A reprise of the Gilbert and Sullivan solo by George W. Bush, first heard during the 2000 primary campaign)

Pat Robertson would off Chávez; he says it's quick and saves us dough.
Commandments say "Thou shalt not kill," but Pat thinks that's not always so.
I owe him much: He smeared McCain when my campaign was almost toast.
The wacko crowd that follows him we call our base; I need them most.
So criticizing Pat by me is something that will not be done.
I am, when all is said and done, a Robertson Republican.

CHORUS
He is, when all is said and done, a Robertson Republican.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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