Bush Sings a Song to the Tune of That Old Margaret Whiting Favor

deadline poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the August 30, 2004 edition of The Nation.

August 12, 2004

Regular people, just plain working folks
Always stood out in my eyes.
I scorn all those people who drink wine instead
Of eating Frito pies.

Prince Bandar bin Sultan's a regular Joe--
Bandar eats grits and he hunts.
Ol' Bandar digs NASCAR and country and snuff,
And that's why I do what he wants.

Bridge (sung with gusto):
That Kenny Boy Lay was the salt of the earth.
Too bad he took the fall.
I like CEOs, they're all common as dirt.
I liked Kenny Boy best of all.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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