Strip Till You Drop

By Alison Pollet & Page Hurwitz

This article appeared in the January 12, 2004 edition of The Nation.

December 24, 2003

Dear Santa,

All I want for Xmas this year is a new bicycle, my very own pony and a stripper pole for the rec room. Thanks, Santa!

Luv,
Amber Anykid U.S.A.

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About Alison Pollet

Alison Pollet writes fiction for middle-grade readers. Her novel Nobody Was Here is forthcoming from Orchard Books/Scholastic. more...

About Page Hurwitz

Page Hurwitz is a stand-up comedian and screenwriter. more...
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