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By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the May 12, 2003 edition of The Nation.

April 24, 2003

(A preventive-war anthem sung to the tune of "Trees," by Joyce Kilmer, with piano accompaniment)

We think that God has never made
A country we should not invade.
Some evil tyrants go unchecked,
And bombing them gets us respect.
The more small countries we destroy
The more respect we can enjoy.

La-da-dee-dee, bomb-bomb.
La-da-dee-dee, bomb-bomb.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...

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