"Creative accounting" is something we hate.
From now on your numbers will have to be straight.
No taking of options for stock you contrive
To dump when insiders can tell it will dive.
And loans? If you want one, then go to the bank.
These sweetheart loans stink! They're disgusting! They're rank!
This type of behavior we strictly forbid.
Just do as we say now, and not as we did.
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Competitive Sliming
Calvin Trillin: At least McCain's being creative.
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A Citizen Who Has Tried to Keep Informed Addresses Those Covering the 2008 Presidential Election
Calvin Trillin: From the pulpit to the polling booth.
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John McCain, Demonstrating His Intention to Make Inroads Among African-American Voters...
Calvin Trillin: But guess who showed up instead?
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Patriotism, 2008
Calvin Trillin: What's that on your lapel?
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Stephen Hadley Says an Olympic Boycott Is a 'Cop-out' on the Tib
Calvin Trillin: Just keep it coming.
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Filling Mark Penn's Somewhat Mucky Shoes
Calvin Trillin: Don't these people ever learn?
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On the Struggle For The Democratic Nomination
Calvin Trillin: The race is theirs to lose.

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