"Creative accounting" is something we hate.
From now on your numbers will have to be straight.
No taking of options for stock you contrive
To dump when insiders can tell it will dive.
And loans? If you want one, then go to the bank.
These sweetheart loans stink! They're disgusting! They're rank!
This type of behavior we strictly forbid.
Just do as we say now, and not as we did.
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Wing Nut Ex Machina
Calvin Trillin: The ace that the Democrats have in their deck.
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On CEO Lloyd Blankfein's Statement That Goldman Sachs Is 'Doing God's Work'
Calvin Trillin: The Lord has got an itch to see these folks filthy rich.
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Senator Joe Lieberman and the Public Option
Calvin Trillin: He'll work to make a filibuster stick.
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