We're running out of targets, guys,
There's nothing to destroy.
They simply don't have buildings here,
Like Baghdad or Hanoi.
Today I sent a missile off
And said, "That's all she wrote."
It turned out that I'd vaporized
Two camels and a goat.
So let's go back to Serbia.
These gunsights have to glom
On something that's not rocks or sand.
There's nothing here to bomb.
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