(Lyrics found on a table inside a state building
in Miami-Dade County)
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The Three Bozos of the Apocalypse
Calvin Trillin: The automotive jet set goes to Washington.
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Obama Reaches Out to Former Foes
Calvin Trillin: Team of rivals for the twenty-first century.
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On the Trashing of Sarah Palin
Calvin Trillin: It wasn't her idea, was it?
The votes I am finding are few.
We hear the mob right in the hallway heat up,
They're talking of the chads that we might eat up.
I hope this ends before we all get beat up.
I'm looking for voters for you--
Some blacks or a wandering Jew.
There aren't enough new hanging chads to suit me.
I hope the Cubans don't show up to shoot me.
There doesn't seem much I can do,
Still, I'm counting my heart out for you.
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