The health news really walloped Rudy.
He dissed his wife, and in that mood he
Went strolling with his good friend Judi--
And found himself in deepest doodie.
So Ford now says the SUV
Is very bad for you and me.
It slurps gas to a fare-thee-well,
And makes the earth as hot as hell.
Its weight means any car it hits
Republicans, observing young González
Removed at night, thought they could take some solace
From hearings showing Reno as a baddie.
Some lessons can be learned from strife.
The lesson here is: Get a life!
Sure, in our hearts we always knew
That Albert Gore would always do
Whatever it might take for him to win.
How come, then, that this single case
Yes, any Cuban kid would thrive right here.
At Disney World he'd surely have a ball.
And over there he lacks what we revere.
So maybe we should simply snatch them all.
Well, John, it's nice to have you back again.
Your colleagues all paid close attention when
You cast all those aspersions on this house.