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Deadline Poet

Calvin Trillin

So now comes forward John McCain,
A high-tech version of Gawain
When with his steed, a Navy plane.
He says he's forming his campaign

In every century, it seems,

The Constitution's put to test.

Important questions must be asked,

And ours is, "Did he touch her breast?"

They now know how
To clone a cow.
The corollary
Is pretty scary.

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Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin, the author of Random House's Deciding the Next Decider:...

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