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Shocking Revelation: It Was Newt, Not His Wife, Who Wanted to Have an Open Relationship! | The Nation

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Katie Halper

Katie Halper

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Shocking Revelation: It Was Newt, Not His Wife, Who Wanted to Have an Open Relationship!

Personally, I would hate to be married to Newt Gingrich. If I were, I imagine I’d consider seeking refuge from the smug, odious, racist, classist, Garbage Pail Kid/Michelin Man hybrid in the arms of another. I wouldn’t be nervous about Gingrich cheating on me not because of his character, but because I would find it inconceivable that any other woman would find him attractive. One is just a fluke.  But, shockingly enough, it was Newt who wanted to have an open marriage. Well, that’s not fair, he wanted to have a mistress and cheat on his wife, but when he finally admitted to cheating on his wife, he asked for an open marriage to accommodate what was then a six-year-long affair.

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