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Welcome Out, Amy Fisher | The Nation

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Welcome Out, Amy Fisher

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We welcome out Ms. Amy Fisher
And all of us sincerely wish her
Success in any field she might embrace.
We hope that she'll avoid the showy,
And stay away from guys like Joey,
And not shoot other people in the face.

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Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin, the author of Random House's Deciding the Next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Election in Rhyme,...
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