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Second Thoughts on the Family Values Front

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Republicans, observing young González
Removed at night, thought they could take some solace
From hearings showing Reno as a baddie.
But now it seems the hearings are on hold,
'Cause, finally, the leadership's been told
That people want this boy back with his daddy.

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Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin, the author of Random House's Deciding the Next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Election in Rhyme,...

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The leader, who is Lott of Mississippi,
Encouraged by the anti-Commie lip he
Could hear from demonstrations on the lawn,
Forgot that folks from Santa Fe to Yonkers
Consider that crowd absolutely bonkers.
At times Trent has some trouble catching on.

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