When Dave Zirin first reported on the Colorado Rockies in 2006, they were an extreme-evangelical outfit going nowhere fast. A year later, God’s Team might actually have a prayer. On the eve of the World Series, we’ve pulled this report out of the archives.
In Colorado, there stands a holy shrine called Coors Field. On this site, named for the holiest of beers, a team plays that has been chosen by Jesus Christ himself to play .500 baseball in the National League West. And if you don’t believe me, just ask the manager, the general manager and the team’s owner.
In a remarkable article from Wednesday’s USA Today, the Colorado Rockies went public with the news that the organization has been explicitly looking for players with “character.” And according to the Tribe of Coors, “character” means accepting Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. “We’re nervous, to be honest with you,” Rockies general manager Dan O’Dowd said. “It’s the first time we ever talked about these issues publicly. The last thing we want to do is offend anyone because of our beliefs.” When people are nervous that they will offend you with their beliefs, it’s usually because their beliefs are offensive.
As Rockies chairman and CEO Charlie Monfort said, “We had to go to hell and back to know where the Holy Grail is. We went through a tough time and took a lot of arrows.”
Club president Keli McGregor chimed in, “Who knows where we go from here? The ability to handle success will be a big part of the story, too. [Note to McGregor: You’re in fourth place.] There will be distractions. There will be things that can change people. But we truly do have something going on here. And [God’s] using us in a powerful way.”
Well, someone is using somebody, but it ain’t God. San Francisco Giants first baseman-outfielder Mark Sweeney, who spent 2003 and 2004 with the Rockies, said, “You wonder if some people are going along with it just to keep their jobs. Look, I pray every day. I have faith. It’s always been part of my life. But I don’t want something forced on me. Do they really have to check to see whether I have a Playboy in my locker?”
Then there is manager Clint Hurdle and GM O’Dowd. Hurdle, who has guided the team to a Philistine 302-376 record since 2002, as well as fourth or fifth place finishes every year, was rewarded with a 2007 contract extension in the off-season. Hurdle also claims he became a Christian three years ago and says, “We’re not going to hide it. We’re not going to deny it. This is who we are.”
O’Dowd, who also received a contract extension, believes that their 27-26 2006 record has resulted from the active intervention of the Almighty. “You look at things that have happened to us this year. You look at some of the moves we made and didn’t make. You look at some of the games we’re winning. Those aren’t just a coincidence. God has definitely had a hand in this.” Or maybe the management that prays together gets paid together.
O’Dowd and company bend over backward in the article to say they are “tolerant” of other views on the club, but that’s contradicted by statements like this from CEO Monfort: “I don’t want to offend anyone, but I think character-wise we’re stronger than anyone in baseball. Christians, and what they’ve endured, are some of the strongest people in baseball. I believe God sends signs, and we’re seeing those.” Assumedly, Shawn Green (Jew), Ichiro Suzuki (Shinto) or any of the godless players from Cuba don’t have the “character” Monfort is looking for.