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John McCain Is Welcomed Back to the Senate
Well, John, it's nice to have you back again.
Your colleagues all paid close attention when
You cast all those aspersions on this house.
It's nice to have you back again (you louse).
About the Author
Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin, the author of Random House's Deciding the Next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Election in Rhyme,...
Well, John, it's nice that you have now returned
From leading your crusade--from which we've learned
Contributors are those to whom we cater.
It's nice to have you back again (you traitor).
Well, John, we're truly glad to see your face.
A pity that you didn't win your race,
But purity is better, so they say.
So welcome back. We must have lunch someday.
