I saw Victor Navasky the other night at an event in Washington for his new book, A Matter of Opinion. Before the crowd, he shared one of his secrets for having a successful career as a writer: sell everything you write (in different forms) three times. Heeding that advice, I am posting below my most recent contribution to the new and much-ballyhooed group-blog (or, as I call it, “grog”) at HuffingtonPost.com. Contributing to Huffington’s post–for free–does have its frustrations. Minutes after I had posted this serious-minded piece–which placed me at the top of “The Blog Roll”–I was bumped from the penthouse by a posting by Greg Gutfeld, editor in chief of Maxim UK on “nonsexual heroic celebrity fantasies.” And–ouch!–Gutfeld ended the item with a gag in which I pick up rightwing journalist Byron York’s gym bag. From a sincere reflection on culture and politics and religion (mine) to locker-room humor (his). In seconds. Welcome to Arianna’s World. Now must I respond to Gutfeld? Or just ask for an invitation to Maxim‘s next big bash?
But before we get to my HuffPost, let me put a plug in for Victor’s new book. Sure, he’s my boss. But I have a union job (and we all know what that means). The book is rather funny, and it causes me to wonder why Victor never hired himself as a humor writer for The Nation. Could it be because he would have had to pay himself more than he could get away with paying Calvin Trillin?
The book is evidence that Victor could have had a career as a satirist. It also shows he could have been a hit on Madison Avenue. As a college student, he wrangled a job at Berrow’s Worcester Journal in Worcester, England. He ran cricket scores and he wrote advertising copy. For a local bank, he suggested the following:
Polonius said, ‘Neither a borrower nor a lender be.’ But Polonius was a senile old fool whom Shakespeare killed off in the second act. Join the Worcester Home Loan and Savings Association and you can borrow and lend at the same time!
Doesn’t that demonstrate Victor could have gone on to decades of success manipulating millions of consumers? Fortunately, his passions steered him in other directions–which are amusingly detailed in his book. Buy it. Now on to my HuffPost:
Jesus and Bruce Springsteen
Many fundamentalist Christians claim victimhood–even though they are free to worship as they like in tax-exempt churches, to send their kids to religious schools, to display the Ten Commandments almost anywhere (such as in their homes, on their front doors, on their cars, on their T-shirts), to vote for politicians who share (if not exploit) their beliefs, and to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a film that graphically depicts the bloody sacrifice of their savior.
Despite all this, ChristFuns maintain they are besieged a repressive anti-Christian bias. Yet of late the religious conservatives and their allies have been the ones on the offense. Pat Robertson, appearing on George Stephanopoulos’ show, suggested that American Muslims and American Hindus support the idea of an anti-America jihad (yes, Hindus, too!) and are less qualified to serve in the US government than Christians and Jews. Senate majority leader Bill Frist participated in a religious right rally that claimed opponents of Bush’s judicial nominations cannot be people of faith. At the Air Force Academy, commanders are allegedly coercing cadets to convert to evangelical Christianity. Creationists–donning the camouflage of “intelligent design”–are rewriting Kansas’ education standards to undermine the teaching of evolution. A Republican state legislator in Alabama proposed a law banning books by gay authors. (Watch out Mary Cheney!) The Georgia state government passed a law that imposes a 24-hour waiting period on women seeking abortions. In the current issue of Harper’s, Pastor Ted Haggard, the head of the National Association of Evangelicals (who often chats with Bush), is quoted making anti-Catholic statements. Haggard calls himself a “warrior”–not a peacemaker–“for God.”