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On the Bush Administration's Reversal Of Its Announcement That Testing School-Lunch Meat for Salmonella Would No Longer Be Required | The Nation

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On the Bush Administration's Reversal Of Its Announcement That Testing School-Lunch Meat for Salmonella Would No Longer Be Required

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They'll check for salmonella, kids,
It's safe as mozzarella, kids,
Light up a panatella, kid.
You've nothing more to fear.

Give thanks for this new fella, kids.
Sing praises a cappella, kids.
Let Bush be your umbrella, kids.
Compassion's finally here.

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