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Bob Hope, Prisoner of War

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Still, Agee had a point. Hope never stopped talking, even when running from a punch or holding a lover in his arms, and if frequently nobody on screen seemed to be paying attention to anything he said, that was all right because his funniest remarks were aimed straight at the balcony anyway (many of his best vehicles, including The Paleface, My Favorite Brunette, and his borderline-surreal "Road" pictures with Bing Crosby, were genre parodies that depended on the supporting cast playing it straight). Modeling his delivery on Walter Winchell's hard-boiled rat-tat-tat (itself a modification of Hemingway's tough guy), Hope was perhaps the first star of vaudeville and Broadway to comprehend the different requirements of radio and what many people still referred to as "talking pictures" when he made his screen debut in The Big Broadcast of 1938, stealing the show right out from under Fields's bulbous nose.

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Francis Davis
Francis Davis, a contributing editor of The Atlantic Monthly, is the author of Afterglow: A Last Conversation With...

The Big Broadcast, one of seventeen films included in The Bob Hope DVD Tribute Collection, a series of DVDs released by Universal to coincide with Hope's landmark birthday, was also the movie in which Hope and Shirley Ross, playing a wised-up divorced couple who are still half in love with each other, sang "Thanks for the Memory." As much as anything else, it was Hope's singing in this scene that made him a star, yet anyone seeing the movie for the first time is likely to be surprised by what a wonderful singer he was. Before going to Hollywood, Hope introduced a number of immortal songs on Broadway, beginning with Vernon Duke and Ira Gershwin's "I Can't Get Started" in the Ziegfield Follies of 1936. What virtually ended his singing career was being cast opposite Crosby, who was only the most popular recording artist of the first half of the twentieth century. Because it was understood that Crosby would get the girl, the "Road" movies also desexualized Hope. Although he occasionally joined Crosby for a comic duet, the formula called for Crosby to do the romantic ballads it took to woo Dorothy Lamour. Crosby more or less invented a sensational style of pop singing in the 1920s, but by the time he teamed up with Hope, he'd become a crooning self-caricature. Unlike Lamour, I happen to prefer Hope's looser, more conversational phrasing; and before calling me crazy, you need to hear his four duets with Ross on Thanks for the Memories, a compilation on MCA that will force you to think twice.

Hope's influence has been ubiquitous, both as a stand-up comedian and as a comic actor. Without him as the prototype, there would be no Johnny Carson, Steve Martin or Bill Murray--to say nothing of Maxwell Smart, Austin Powers, George Costanza, Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife and even M*A*S*H's Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, an idealist-become-cynic whose nonstop wisecracking outweighed the fact that he was Hope's antithesis in every other way (many of his quips were the work of Larry Gelbart, the creator of the series, who did his own tour of duty in Korea as Hope's head writer). Conan O'Brien, when announcing that his guests that night include a supermodel or leggy movie star, might lick his index fingers and use them to smooth his eyebrows, like Hope primping for what he's only been led to believe will be a romantic rendezvous (it's usually some sort of scheme, with him as the sucker). The host of Late Night also occasionally growls when an attractive female guest says something provocative, a variation on Hope's ejaculatory woof! And the premise of many of O'Brien's best sketches is either that he's sexually inadequate or that nobody thinks he's funny--two more pages straight out of Hope's book, as O'Brien would be the first to admit.

Hope's other most adoring fan among fellow professionals is Woody Allen, who once admitted that "it's everything I can do at times not to imitate him," and has himself frequently been accused of being overly verbal in his approach to comedy. "It's hard to tell when I do," Allen said in 1973 while filming Sleeper, "because I'm so unlike him physically and in tone of voice, but once you know I do it, it's absolutely unmistakable." (Forget that Hope is funny-haha, and Allen often funny-weird. The real difference between them is that Allen, in his movies, is usually desperate for our approval, whereas Hope dared us to dislike him, confident that he was irresistible.) Allen has more or less credited Hope with inventing the one-liner, which I think is going a little too far. What Hope does seem to have originated, for better or worse, is the celebrity in-joke, a type of humor that assumes the audience is familiar with the foibles of the stars. (It resembles ethnic humor in presupposing such knowledge, but hasn't celebrity become a type of ethnicity? Many show business elders adored Ronald Reagan when he was President not because they agreed with his policies but because he was one of theirs.) Jokes about the famous flatter the rest of us, in making us feel like members of the clan. But no other brand of humor has a shorter shelf-life.

A telling moment on the NBC special came during a clip from an unspecified military base in Southeast Asia, circa 1965. It's Christmas, and Hope badgers a soldier into singing "Silent Night" with Les Brown's orchestra. The soldier sings surprisingly well; he has good pitch and a pleasing baritone, and despite the stiffness in his body, he doesn't rush the beat. Giving in to the moment, he lifts the microphone off its stand and brings it close to his mouth, like a pop crooner. "I tell ya, that Bing has children everywhere," Hope wisecracks. Cut to the soldier, now a lot older, who tells us that everybody laughed, including him. If so, weren't they just going along with the implied script? We now know that our soldiers were as radicalized by the sixties as the college protesters. By the end of the war, they were booing Hope. What possible sense did they make of a Hollywood Canteen-era joke about--what exactly? Crosby's Catholic disdain for birth control?

What other comics have always admired about Hope isn't necessarily his material, but his mechanics--the smoothness of his setups and payoffs. My favorite joke of his, in a way, is the one he opened with after being announced as the winner of the Hersholt award: "I don't know what to say," he admitted, seemingly humbled, then waited a beat. "I don't have writers for this kind of work." "Bob Hope is supposed to employ so many gagmen they are organizing a union," the film critic Otis Ferguson once remarked--a joke that only sounds like one written for Hope. The new Bob Hope: My Life in Jokes, assembled by his daughter Linda, proves that Hope's humor doesn't really translate to the page. His gift, hardly a small one, was in delivering scripted material as if he were ad-libbing.

In the 1960s, Hope found himself on the wrong side of both a war and a generation gap. How did someone with such unerring timing so misjudge the cultural moment? In Don't Shoot, It's Only Me, he sought to give the impression that he went to Vietnam only to show his concern for our troops, not necessarily to endorse our foreign policy--a distinction that no one would argue with today (indeed, that such a distinction needs to be made was among the most painful lessons of Vietnam). But by 1990, even Robert McNamara was claiming to have been a closet peacenik. In the 1960s, when Hope wasn't on stage making sour fun of hippies and draft-card burners, he was giving interviews in which he mouthed the domino principle: "If the Commies ever thought we weren't going to protect the Vietnamese, there would be Vietnams everywhere," he said in 1965. He has more in common with Jane Fonda than either might realize--they both were casualties of Vietnam. She's always going to be "Hanoi Jane" to right-wing talk-show hosts, and the left is never going to forgive him for mistaking Vietnam for Iwo Jima. I say it's time we granted Hope amnesty, not because we owe it to him but because we owe it to ourselves. He never made a movie as good as Klute or They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, but at least he never made one as sappy as On Golden Pond or as heavy-handed as Coming Home.

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