If we didn’t have ’em tied down in Afghanistan and Iraq, they’d be, you know, somewhere else– in England, or even right here.    –Senator Trent Lott on Fox News

Apparently, he means it’s simply grand
We didn’t win and leave, as we had planned,
Since we can count on Bush–that he’ll endeavor
To keep those people tied down there forever.
In other words, as far as Lott can tell,
This war is really going very well.
Lucky us.