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Deadline Poet

New GOP Icon?

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The most Republican-leaning company in the country, based on political donations, [is] the company that makes Wonder Bread. —The New York Times

So, given what the demographics show,
That elephant will simply have to go.
To represent the GOP precisely
A slice of white bread ought to do quite nicely.

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